What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What goes under your feet and over your head?

A jump rope.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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