What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says:

"Pint please, and one for the road."

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