What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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