What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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