What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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