What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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