What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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