What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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