What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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