What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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