What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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