What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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