What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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