What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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