What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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