What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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