What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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