What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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