What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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