What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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