What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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