What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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