What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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What did the necktie say to the hat?

You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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