What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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