What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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