What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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