What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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