What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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