What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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