What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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