What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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