What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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