What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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