What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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