What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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