What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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