What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of snow.

I rang her up, I said "Did you get my drift?".
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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