What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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