What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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