What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback


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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.


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Because it's in the ground state.


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Hey, bud!


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Alley cats.


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It ran out of juice!


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A crookodile


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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He got caught peeping on a test.


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