What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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