What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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