What concert costs 45 cents?

50 cent featuring Nickelback

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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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