What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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