What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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