What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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