What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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