What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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