What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
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