What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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