What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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