What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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