What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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