What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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