What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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