What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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