What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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