What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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