What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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