What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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