What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.

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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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