What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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I went down the local supermarket, I said, "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",

he said, "Those are pickled onions".

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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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