What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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