What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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