What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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