What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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