What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
Canvas not available.

or


How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

Canvas not available.

or


How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
Canvas not available.

or


What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

Canvas not available.

or


Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

Canvas not available.

or


How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026