What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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