What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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