What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.


GOOD		CRAP

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.


GOOD		CRAP

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Glass flippers.


GOOD		CRAP

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It has a collar I.D.


GOOD		CRAP

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There are skid marks in front of the skunk.


GOOD		CRAP

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Slippers!


GOOD		CRAP

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Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

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The sound of Mew-sic


GOOD		CRAP

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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


GOOD		CRAP

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