What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.


GOOD		CRAP

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!


GOOD		CRAP

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To get to the baaaaarber shop


GOOD		CRAP

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One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!


GOOD		CRAP

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Because there was no atmosphere.


GOOD		CRAP

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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


GOOD		CRAP

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they make up everything.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because his feet stink


GOOD		CRAP

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Deviled eggs.


GOOD		CRAP

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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


GOOD		CRAP

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