What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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