What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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