What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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