What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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