What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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