What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If you drop a white hat into the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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