What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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