What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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