What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

The fish.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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