What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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How many Stanford professors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One to write a paper claiming that light is a pig whitey invention, one to organize a Darkness Studies program, and one hundred to protest the Diablo Canyon Nuclear Generating Station.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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