What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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