What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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