What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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