What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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