What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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