What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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