What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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