What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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