What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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