What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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