What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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