What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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