What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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