What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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