What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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