What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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