What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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