What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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