What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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