What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does a lawyer get when you give him Viagra?

Taller
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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