What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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