What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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