What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
Canvas not available.

or


I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
Canvas not available.

or


Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
Canvas not available.

or


How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

Canvas not available.

or


Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
Canvas not available.

or


Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.

Canvas not available.

or


Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos

Canvas not available.

or


How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.

Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025