What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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