What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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