What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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