What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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