What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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