What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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