What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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