What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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