What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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