What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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