What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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