What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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