What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What day of the week tastes the best?

Sunday!
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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