What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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