What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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