What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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