What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?

Stinker Bell.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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