What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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