What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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