What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do you get a trombonist off of your porch?

Pay him for the pizza

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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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