What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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