What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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