What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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