What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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