What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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