What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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