What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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