What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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