What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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