What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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