What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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