What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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