What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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