What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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