What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.

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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit

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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.

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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

One, if it knows its own Goedel number.


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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.

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