What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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