What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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