What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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