What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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