What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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