What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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