What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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