What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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