What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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