What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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So the Pillsbury Doughboy's pants fell off and I..

feel really weird about donuts right now.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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