What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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