What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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