What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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