What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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