What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Were does a boat go when it is sick?

To the dock.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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