What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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