What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?


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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.


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A swordfish


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Stairs.


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It needed to be trimmed.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.


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The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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I mean he did say he was a private tutor.


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