What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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