What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?


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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


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Scarespray!


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The scales.


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Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.


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"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"


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Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.


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A Dogwood


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A gigolo only screws one person at a time.


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it was Wedgie Kray.


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