What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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