What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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