What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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