What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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