What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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