What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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