What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?


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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze


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Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.


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With tomato paste.


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He wanted his soil to be rich!


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He presses the paws button.


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Because he got into treble with the cops


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The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


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A dead centipede.


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Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.


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