What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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