What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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