What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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