What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What kind of dress can't be worn?

Address.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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