What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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