What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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