What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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