What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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