What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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