What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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