What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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