What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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