What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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