What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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