What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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