What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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