What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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