What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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