What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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