What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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How many freelance biotechnologists does it take to change a light bulb?

One; she designs the bulb to crawl up the wall, unscrew the old one, and screw itself in.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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