What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How do you catch a unique bird?

Unique up on it.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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