What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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I'll call you later.

Don't call me later, call me Dad.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What runs around a yard without moving?

A fence.
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