What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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