What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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