What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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