What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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