What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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