What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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Which search engine is popular amongst mice?

Ask Cheese.
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