What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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