What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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