What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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