What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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