What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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