What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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