What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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