What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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