What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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