What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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