What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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