What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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