What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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