What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!


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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.


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BaNa2


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Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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It was sole destroying.


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The cow that jumped over the moon!


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Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


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Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!


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One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.


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