What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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Why did Mozart sell his chickens?

Because they kept saying "bach bach"!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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