What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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