What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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