What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To hide in a bag of M&M's.


GOOD		CRAP

or

In the neigh-borhood.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A ferrous wheel.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.


GOOD		CRAP

or