What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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