What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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