What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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