What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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