What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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