What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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