What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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