What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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