What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

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Why is tennis such a loud game?

Because each player raises a racquet.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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