What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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