What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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