What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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