What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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