What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many radical feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That isn't funny!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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