What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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