What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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