What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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