What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Silent night!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Mice krispies


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or

Because it's too far to walk!


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or

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.


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or

Every year!


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or

Forever 21


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or

You can count on me!


GOOD		CRAP

or

I said, "Are you two an item?"


GOOD		CRAP

or