What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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