What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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