What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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