What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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Sherlock, what are you doing with that 200lbs shrub?

It's not a shrub, it's a lemon tree my dear Watson.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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