What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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