What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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