What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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