What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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