What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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