What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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Where does Friday come before Monday?

In the dictionary.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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