What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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