What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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