What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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A seal walks into a club...
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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