What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!


GOOD		CRAP

or

Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.


GOOD		CRAP

or

bought 4 corners.


GOOD		CRAP

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Because she would have to move into a smaller house.


GOOD		CRAP

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To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.


GOOD		CRAP

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coz Donald ducked


GOOD		CRAP

or

Half a worm.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because Mercury moved in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

They make used car salesmen look good.


GOOD		CRAP

or

He got caught peeping on a test.


GOOD		CRAP

or