What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call Daddy, and one to get the (pick one:) mineral water/Tab.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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