What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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