What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Agnostics question whether electricity really exists.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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