What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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