What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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