What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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