What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.


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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Grabs Our Pussy.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Bike helmets don't fit hippos


GOOD		CRAP

or

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.


GOOD		CRAP

or

French Flies.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A sunburnt penguin


GOOD		CRAP

or

Virgin mobile.


GOOD		CRAP

or