What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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