What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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