What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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