What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why did the strawberry call 911?

It was in a jam!
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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