What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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