What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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