What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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