What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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