What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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