What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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