What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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