What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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