What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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