What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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