What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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