What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
Canvas not available.

or


I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
Canvas not available.

or


Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
Canvas not available.

or


Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
Canvas not available.

or


How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
Canvas not available.

or


How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025