What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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