What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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