What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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"I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?"

I said, "I can't make Tuesdays"

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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