What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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