What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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