What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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