What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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