What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Cabbage Patch dolls does it take to change a light bulb?

The question is irrelevant, since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many. (Note: Well, this was a good joke in 1983-84. . . .)
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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