What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A puddle!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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