What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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