What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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