What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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