What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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