What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.

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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis

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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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