What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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