What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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