What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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How do chickens get strong?

Egg-cersize.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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