What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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