What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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