What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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