What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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