What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank,

proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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