What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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