What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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