What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless
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How many Mensans does it take to tell Mensa light bulb jokes?

Five. One to tell the joke and one to get it.
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