What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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