What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth.

It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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