What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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