What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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