What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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