What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How does the ocean say hello?

It waves.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?

To get to the other size!
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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