What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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