What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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