What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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