What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.


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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna


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Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).


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One molar solution.


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A fire cracker


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Pupperoni.


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they never get old!


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"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."


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It needed to be trimmed.


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By hunting and killing their own hair piece.


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