What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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