What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the tree get a computer?

To log on.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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