What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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