What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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