What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What 7 letters did Lizzy say when she opened the refrigerator and found it empty?

O I C U R M T
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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