What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

The dentist is taking me out tonight.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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What does Donald Trump say when he can't find his Viagra?

"The erection is rigged!"
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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