What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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