What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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