What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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