What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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