What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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