What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What letter can you drink?

T (tea)
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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