What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A newspaper!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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