What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.


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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.


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Because there was no atmosphere.


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A Missed-steak.


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The police had to comb the area.


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With flood lighting.


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As far away as possible.


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To reduce his carbon footprint.


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Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"


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Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!


GOOD		CRAP

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