What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What is a snowman's favorite breakfast?

Frosted Flakes!
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I'm sorry we can't let the elephants back into the public pool.

They keep dropping their trunks.
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