What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the cat go to Minnesota?

To get a mini soda
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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