What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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A seal walks into a club...
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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