What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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