What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!


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or

Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.


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or

Five after one.


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or

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.


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or

In his trunk


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or

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!


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or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


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or

CSI


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The sound of Mew-sic


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or

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.


GOOD		CRAP

or