What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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