What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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