What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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