What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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