What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many APL hackers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There's a primitive for that.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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