What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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