What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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