What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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