What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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