What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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