What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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