What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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