What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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