What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three:

One to write the light bulb removal program,
one to write the light bulb insertion program, and

one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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