What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's fine, he woke up.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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