What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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