What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why won't sharks attack lawyers?

Professional courtesy.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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