What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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