What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Ant-elopes!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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