What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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