What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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