What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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