What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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