What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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