What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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