What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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