What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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