What did the calculator say to the math student?

You can count on me!
Canvas not available.

or


What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
Canvas not available.

or


Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
Canvas not available.

or


What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

Canvas not available.

or


Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
Canvas not available.

or


Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025