What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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How many Yuppies (WASPs) does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to call the electrician, and one to mix the drinks.
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