What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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