What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!


GOOD		CRAP

or

How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


GOOD		CRAP

or

Fish and ships.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What kind of answer did you have in mind?


GOOD		CRAP

or

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet


GOOD		CRAP

or

A swordfish


GOOD		CRAP

or

Squeaky clean


GOOD		CRAP

or

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"


GOOD		CRAP

or

Make America Hate Again.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"


GOOD		CRAP

or