What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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