What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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