What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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