What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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