What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
Your Honor.
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50

Senator.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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