What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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