What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What kind of ties can't you wear?

Railroad ties.
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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