What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, provided there is a programmer around to explain how to do it.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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