What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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