What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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