What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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There's two fish in a tank, and one says "How do you drive this thing?"
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
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What kind of jam can you not eat?

A traffic jam.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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