What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman.
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