What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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