What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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