What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.


GOOD		CRAP

or

What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.


GOOD		CRAP

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He doesn't have a heart.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.


GOOD		CRAP

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I�m just doing it for kicks.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Na


GOOD		CRAP

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A whole synod. One to move that the bulb be changed while the others debate until the room spins.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Norse code.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Stable tennis


GOOD		CRAP

or

A buck.


GOOD		CRAP

or