What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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