What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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