What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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