What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth-hurty.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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