What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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