What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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