What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to his game?

Because he traveled a lot.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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