What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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